Stupid Dad Tricks
6x6 oil on panel, black floater frame
There are hundreds of images and videos online of dads balancing babies on the palms of their hands. (I’d be willing to bet there’s a 65,000 year old cave painting of a neanderthal dad doing this).
Sure, having your kid stand on your hands looks like a neat party trick, but I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say … "WTF?"
This has to be the stupidest effin thing you can do with a toddler… almost, though not quite, as stupid as that time Michael Jackson dangled his kid over a balcony. Y'all need to stop trying to film a segment of jackass with your toddlers.
There are much easier ways to irreparably harm your kids. Like taking pictures of them naked on the toilet that you can bust out 13 years later to show their boyfriend/girlfriend/love interest.
Many thanks to IG: @anonymousphotoproject for allowing me to use their photo as a reference!