Wash Yer Filthy Mouth Out
8x10 Oil on linen board, black floater frame
Good thing my mom didn’t wash my mouth out with soap every time I cursed or I’d be burping up more suds than a jacuzzi full of Gwyneth Paltro’s bath bombs to this day. Little kids would be following me around like a bubble blaster, although I could probably earn a few extra bucks if Fran rented me out to wedding parties.
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