I Just Know Someone’s Gonna Make My Halo Catch Fire Today

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10x10 oil on panel, black floater frame

As Author Lani Lynn Vale* once said: “It only takes one slow walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I'm a nice person.”  

Or in my case, it’s that one asshat who won’t let me merge into traffic… Don’t act like you didn’t just speed up as soon as I put on my turn signal! A Pox on both your houses.

(Quick aside: Why was Shakespeare only cursing people who owned vacation homes?  Shakespeare is the main reason I disliked English in high school, because I’m pretty positive he was lying about speaking English.)

 *Footnote: I don’t know who Lani Lynn Vale is, I’ve never read any of her books, but I stumbled on this quote of hers, and it may be the greatest quote that ever quoted, imho.

10x10 oil on panel, black floater frame

As Author Lani Lynn Vale* once said: “It only takes one slow walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I'm a nice person.”  

Or in my case, it’s that one asshat who won’t let me merge into traffic… Don’t act like you didn’t just speed up as soon as I put on my turn signal! A Pox on both your houses.

(Quick aside: Why was Shakespeare only cursing people who owned vacation homes?  Shakespeare is the main reason I disliked English in high school, because I’m pretty positive he was lying about speaking English.)

 *Footnote: I don’t know who Lani Lynn Vale is, I’ve never read any of her books, but I stumbled on this quote of hers, and it may be the greatest quote that ever quoted, imho.