Before GoFundMe.com

$225.00

 6x6 oil on panel, black floater frame

We didn’t have crowdfunding platforms like gofundme or kickstarter when I was a kid.

We had a lawn mower and a rake.

I’m not a cranky old lady. YOU’RE a cranky old lady.

Okay. I AM a cranky old lady. And I’m embracing it. Currently, my Amazon shopping cart contains a beaded eyeglass chain, rhinestone reading glasses (ala Dame Edna), and some grandma stockings I can roll up to my knees. 

I’m ready to start living my best life in pink slippers, a muumuu and no bra, 24/7.

Many thanks to IG: @negative_recovery for allowing me to use their photo as a reference!

 6x6 oil on panel, black floater frame

We didn’t have crowdfunding platforms like gofundme or kickstarter when I was a kid.

We had a lawn mower and a rake.

I’m not a cranky old lady. YOU’RE a cranky old lady.

Okay. I AM a cranky old lady. And I’m embracing it. Currently, my Amazon shopping cart contains a beaded eyeglass chain, rhinestone reading glasses (ala Dame Edna), and some grandma stockings I can roll up to my knees. 

I’m ready to start living my best life in pink slippers, a muumuu and no bra, 24/7.

Many thanks to IG: @negative_recovery for allowing me to use their photo as a reference!